1.) When you discover the sweatshirts were made from hijab material
I REJECTED THE SHIRT! |
2.) How you enter cbt &exam center in unilorin
3.)Alhaja for town/campus/hostel buh nicki minaj no fit twerk reach then at SoundBar
4.) After reading all night for CHM 331 Carbanion and I see the first question
5.) When your dad ask you to open your portal
6.) After queuing for 2 hours in Park, 1 boy will come shunting saying “bros abeg”
7.) When An Ordinary Korope Driver Threatens To Seize your School I.D Card
8.)When you are on a CGPA of 2.0 in 400L n mumi’s prophet had a vision from home dat u’ll graduate with 1st class
9.) When She Told You Her Dad Is As Rich As Dangote, And You Sight Her On Queue Waiting for #20 Marcopolo bus
10.) When they announce Davido is the guest artiste at freshers born fire night
11.) When you paid #28k for school hostel, but sleep on furniture in class bcos you wana catch ur scholars
12.) After meeting the dress code, ur head be like
13.) When a room of 8, is occupied by yahoo guys
14.) You queue for everything nd anything in unilorin even you will queue even on ur Convocation day
15.) When you are reading overnight for exam at d Skyway and you see some niggaz romancing their babes beside you
16.) When you tell a Unilorin babe you will take her to KFC and Item 7 for launch
17.) When you picked her from Tanke to the campus & she is asking for A.C
18.) When they said Unilorin is socially down but we’re changing the status gradually
19.) When u graduted with 2.2 in Geology and u you met 1st class graduate frm Boven university who claims he smarter than you
20.) When you finally get E in GNS & GSE after spilling twice
21.) Struggling for bus at the park like it’s free food
22.) When u stake with your skul fees on d last day of late registration and 1 match still spoil d ticket
23.) When Unilorin boys see a fresher girl, and they’d be forming frosh
24.) Security man : Where is your ID card ? Me : I forgot it at home
25.) 5 days of no light in Tanke and you finally on generator in your room
26.) When Unilorin Sun Finally hit your Destiny
27.) When one 100 level student slaps u at d park, but u just remain calm, u r in final year law
28.) When u see d girl dat was forming in class doing tanke sir
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