1. When missing church was never an option, even if you were sick.
Good morning fam,happy sunday and happy new week,so due to my insomnia i was roaming about(internet ni o),i came aross this post,a big s/o to zikoko for this,my parents were not and are not even pastors o but i can relate to some of them,and the last pic really cracked me up,i decided not to laugh alone
,i think i should go and try that close your eyes and lay still thing...il see you in the morning
2. Whenever someone said “Pastor’s children are usually the worst.”
3. Whenever members of the congregation called them mummy and daddy.
4. When you had to go to church as early they did
“NO”
5. …and wait hours after the service had ended.
6. Whenever your parents used your embarrassing stories to preach.
7. When people expected you to somehow want to be a pastor too.
8. When church members tried to force you to be friends with their kids because they thought you’d be a positive influence.
9. When you had to do morning and evening devotions everyday
10. …and both of them were as long as actual services.
11. When people really expected you to be just as spiritual as your parents.
12. When you had to fake smile at everyone because people just expected you to be nice.
13. When your parents didn’t allow you to read or watch Harry Potter, because witchcraft.
14. When you had to attend every midweek service, house fellowship, and Night Vigil.
15. Whenever you did something wrong and someone asked you “Aren’t you a pastor’s child?”
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